My name is Dick Golden, I am the frontman of the band Dick Golden. I'm a very famous and very wealthy musician from the 20th century. I've been working tirelessly my entire career to provide the perfect Rock N' Roll Experience for audience members far and wide- and I've finally perfected it. My band and I have been taking the Rock N' Roll scene in Cleveland by storm. And I know your wondering. "Dick? Why would a guy as famous as you perform almost exclusively in Cleveland?"
Well, let me tell you something about Cleveland. It is the greatest Rock N' Roll city of all time and and a crucial location to be fully immersed in The Rock N' Roll Experience. Catch us live in this low-populated, rust belt city while you can because we will be back on the charts SOON. Our new album "Rock Rock and and Roll Roll Forever!" Will be coming out soon and will re-launch us into super stardom. I'm already in talks with King Charles to have us play our release show at Buckingham Palace. I'm thinking of asking Guns N' Roses to open for us but King Charles is bitter enemies with Slash so it just might not work out. Maybe I'll book Ratt instead.
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